I live in SoCal, so it's sunny. A lot. It's so sunny that I've come to hate sunny days- they're just so... NORMAL. It enrages me. So every time I wake up in the morning and see clouds out my window, my heart leaps with joy. Or whatever you dern kids use to describe happiness these days. Anyways, I check the forecast every day. And for the past month, it has been a total prick. At first, it says it's going to be cloudy. And I'm like ":D".



But the next day, the forecast CHANGES. Instead, it turns out that it's going to be 70 degrees and sunny instead! And then I'm like "D:".



I suspect that the asshole wind blew the clouds away. And when "rain" is predicted, it's changed to "showers" the next day, which then becomes "AM Showers", the wimpiest kind of rain there is. (The forecast says that there are AM Showers right now, but the sun seems pretty damn not-covered-by-clouds-y right not.) WHY CAN'T THE FORECAST JUST BE RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!!