Excessive cursing. Watch out.


Okay, I know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box but I'm not fucking dumb. Let's talk about my idiot friend. For blog's sake, we'll call her Jennifer. She has a boyfriend, who also happens to be my friend, and for blog's sake, his name is James. Now, James and Jennifer have been together 2 years. James is 17 and Jennifer is 16.

James and Jennifer are both each other's first loves. Now, that's fucking awesome. They were both each other's first ki...

Some people long for a "new start."
Some people want to move far, far away.

I can't bear the thought. I'm going to be attending Brandeis University in Waltham, MA.


Waltham, MA -> New Orleans, LA - 1 day and 1 hour


I'm going to be 1 day and an hour away from my family. The people who I've spent my last 17 years living with. The people who've given me all they've got and more. The people who invested so much in my future. The people I love. I can't bear it. I won't be able to b...

I'm not arguing the legitimacy of religion. I choose to believe in my own way. I'm trying to bring attention to the problems with the entire Christian congregation. From the inside.


Okay, so, recently my church, a massive congregation, began a 2 million dollar building project. They were going to build "a family center" or a place for "fellowship." Now, 2 million dollars seems a bit excessive, right? I had a problem with this building from the start. Both my parents pledged ...

That's right. They want to be told what to do! You're the man; they do as you say. I'm going to regale you with a tale of shitty women and how they made me mad! Now, you might be saying right now, "Dustin, why are all your blogs about women?"




I like women.

Anyways, let us begin at the beginning. There was this girl, for blog's sake let's call her Shenuiqa. Shenuiqa was a lovely short white girl of about 130 lbs. She was probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. Freckles, br...

Generic teenage problems, ahoy!


Alright, so I've been involved with one of the most beautiful, smart, amazing women that's ever been but there's one problem: she's my best friend's ex. (I mentioned this in one of my previous blogs) In any case, we've been together about 3 weeks and it has been amazing; she broke up with her boyfriend and my best friend around a month ago. We decided to wait and not go public until he was entirely over her and everything would go dandy. Isn't that li...